We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
high people should be assigned attendants
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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