the condom got lost in my hair
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
