Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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