Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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