He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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