he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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