brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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