ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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