You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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