This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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