Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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