Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
this is an emotional support booty call
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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