there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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