We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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