So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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