party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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