are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're so nebulous sometimes
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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