You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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