Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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