Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You are a genius and a whore.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
