That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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