I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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