What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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