she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
