Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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