No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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