I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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