how can u be prego again
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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