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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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