a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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