i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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