i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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