You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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