she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Sorry my hands just texted you
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
please don't ironically join a cult
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