do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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