My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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