my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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