You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
either way he was missing a nipple.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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