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one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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