3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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