we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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