I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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