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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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