how can u be prego again
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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