I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
