the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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