She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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