My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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