She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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