She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Boobs are out for the taking
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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