Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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