Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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