normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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