Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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