just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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