That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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