Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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