Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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