Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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