goodnight i made you a song goodbye
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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