can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
vagina is talking i cant
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
cat food counts as protein by the way
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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