That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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